truth.

father’s day

a portrait of frustration

summer family fun the whole family can enjoy!

let me explain myself…

celeb fml: jesus christ

in retrospect, my entire life was one big long fml. if that’s really true, then its only appropriate that in my first moments of being actual flesh and blood that i was greeted with a little fml. having been born in a manger in some barn… i knew then it was all down hill from there. somewhere down the line, alot of shit goes down in a very specific order that i am unable to remember. i had to ride a donkey into a town. spent 40 days in the desert. was very literally tempted by satan multiple times. had to convince total strangers that becoming fishers of men was the next big thing. had to have dinner with my bffs knowing that one of them was going to have me arrested and murdered… awkward. oh ya then i had to kiss him. then i find out that he did it for some bitch named ’starla’. and finally then get beaten and tortured before i’m found guilty and sentenced to death by crucifixion. fml.

cherry… popped.

this is my first legitimate attempt at blogging since i made a xanga in highschool. wish me luck.

ps – even though i made that xanga comment with total honesty, i am a man. a man that enjoys women. just making sure everyone is cystal clear about that before we get nasty.